My spoilt, lazy pet lemur
Scratches his tibia, scratches his femur,
Yawns and rolls about
Glares at me and rubs his snout
And yells "Take me for a ride in your beamer"
Say I, "You impatient li'l lemur,
Stop being such a screamer
Its time for my tea
I'll let you have my BMW key
If you be a dear and pass me the creamer"
