olm

olm, olm
dark Slovenian caves comprise your holm
you're not a fish, not a wolm
no scales, no fur, no hair to colm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ke1agwb00U

Tardigrade

tardigrade, tardigrade,
as a bear or a pig you masquerade;      
you have an ursine swagger,
you're way cooler than Mick Jagger;
you're the cutest thing god ever made!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tardigrade