Bulgogi

I don't think I can ever eat bulgogi
'Cos it makes me think it's made from a bull froggy
Or worse still, from a bull doggie

If U were A

Behold the Great Indian Bustard,
who wants his story to be heard:
So miserable he felt
That because his name could be unfittingly misspelt,

Proud peacock became India's national bird

NB: this is apparently true! Please see http://www.archive.org/stream/NLBW1#page/n24/mode/1up

if wishes were beamers

My spoilt, lazy pet lemur

Scratches his tibia, scratches his femur,

Yawns and rolls about

Glares at me and rubs his snout

And yells "Take me for a ride in your beamer"

Say I, "You impatient li'l lemur,

Stop being such a screamer

Its time for my tea

I'll let you have my BMW key

If you be a dear and pass me the creamer"

not a lullabee

The wallaby
Is a kangaroo wannabe