I met a pangolin in a zoo in New Jersey He complained how humans were cruel and had
no mercy Pangolin’s pretty scales From snout to tail Are used to make clothes and many a purse-y
Well, there are mouse deer, and there are
deer mice
But there ain’t no douse meer, there ain’t
no mere dice Deer mice are mice with deer-like fur,
while mouse deer aren’t true deer at all Which is mousier and which is deerier? I can't say. That’s your
call
I once met a tiny slow loris
His name, interestingly, was Morris
He'd grip with all his might, and he had a poisonous bite
Sadly, his kind are dwindling in the forris(t)